Here is a round up of various films reviewed in 5 words. Thanks to everyone who sent them my way.
The Illusionist: The best animated movie ever. 9/10 – jammyrobots
Dinner For Schmucks: Fun, screwball in the middle. 8/10 – BRWC
A Touch of Class: Glenda Jackson could SERIOUSLY snarl. 8/10 – JaytheBigLug
Windtalkers: ” Troubled veteran babysits Navajo…Woo! 7/10 – Street Pete
The Mean Machine (original): Vintage Burt shits on Vinny. 8/10 – Street Pete
Zack and Miri Make a Porno: Double dutch rudder lewd romcom. 5/10 – Street Pete
Scott Pilgrim vs The World: Action awesome, rest was okay. 6/10 – DiscussCinema
Scott Pilgrim vs The World: Its Crank 2 for pussies 6.5/10 – Koutchboom
Scott Pilgrim vs The World: Like sex with an asthmatic. 8/10 – SexyRob
Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World: A Hilarious Retro Action, Incredible! 9/10 – callumowright
Poltergay: Disco-loving ghosties, phantasmagorical fun. 7/10 – MondoGhosto
De Lama Lâmina: Opens with a cock shot. 10/10! – Koutchboom
Inception: DiCaprio’s Dreamers Delightful Derring Do. 8/10 – Richard Jones
Goldeneye: Showing its age, resembles Moore. 6/10 – Richard Jones
The Fifth Element: Flawless, perfect on every level. 10/10 – Koutchboom
Paper Heart: Charming. Puppets! Too much Cera 
6.5/10 – Danny Dickblood
Conan The Barbarian: Arms chopped the fuck off!! 9.5/10 – Danny Dickblood
Shrink: Living with pain and compassion. 10/10 – ridlydidly
Leaving Las Vegas: Cut My Ass. Shue = Bush! 8/10 – Danny Dickblood
You Don’t Know Jack: Dr. Death revives Al Pacino. 7/10 – robertnijman
The Mist: Fear is the frightened Man. 9/10 – biehn1
Death Race 2000: A satire sweetened by age. 8/10 – flynnofilm
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