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Red State – New poster shows Sarah

The latest poster for Kevin Smith’s Red State shows Melissa Leo as Sarah.

Here is Mr Smith’s info on who won the auction for first dibs on the poster.

If you’re a movie website or film journalist and you want to feature this poster or use it in a story, don’t be a detail-thin dick.

Be sure to tell people WHY the poster was released: because Ma’s Meatloaf bid $1000 to Eliza Dushku’s THARCE-Gulu cause in less than 30 minutes.

If you also include the link for the THARCE-Gulu charity in your story/article, you’re not only being a thorough journalist, you’re also helping to save actual lives – lives whose progress you’ll be able to trace via http://www.tonic.com/campaigns/lets-help-eliza-dushku-build-a-center-for-former-child-soldiers-in-uganda-tharce-gulu/ and tharce-gulu.org

It only takes a few seconds longer to provide all available facts in any story.

Including THIS fact can help save a child’s life.

It also looks as if Kevin Smith will not be doing any press interviews about the film. He said this over on NewsAskew.

I’m not press-junketing at all, anywhere. In fact, I’m not doing any press outside of maybe a business piece or 2 to help sell the flick if needed, & radio (LOTS of radio). That’s what http://smodcast.com/redstate/ is about: I’m providing all the information needed to write a story, if that’s what you’re looking to do. It’s INSANELY detailed, and by the time we’re done, I’ll have pre-answered all questions about RedState – thus negating the need to speak with me about it. From nearly 20 yrs experience, I know this much: folks are gonna write WHATEVER they want, whether I sit down with them or not. So I’ll just furnish all the information I’d normally serve up one at a time to a small, jaded audience that doesn’t really give a shit unless there’s someone famous in the room, to a much larger, APPRECIATIVE audience that would actually enjoy & benefit from hearing the same information. And thus far, it’s been working out great. Folks that wanna write about RedState pull from the podcasts, folks that don’t wanna but have to (so as not to seem behind the curve or a day late & dollar short in this information-is-currency culture) are doing what they lazily always do: pulling from the OTHER blogs that actually did their homework. Sometimes, their Google searches take ‘em back to the earliest stories (like back when DermotMulroney was sort of briefly mentioned once) & it shows up in their current posting, exposing their sloppy work ethic (which, they’ll accuse me of having in MY work, without a hint of irony). So rather than subject all involved to a painful waste of resources, time & money, I’m doing the RedStateOfTheUnion Q&A’s. It’s kind of like an audio press kit. We’re even transcribing them now, for the SUPER lazy writers who’ve already bitched about having to wade through 12 hours of audio so they can write knowledgeably about a subject. Nobody needs to talk to me anymore anyway, as anyone who’s curious can always know what I’m thinking 24/7 right here on Twitter. Besides – the REALLY interesting story in RedState isn’t me; it’s MichaelParks. Or JohnGoodman. Or MelissaLeo. Or the ENTIRE cast. Or s’about how @ThatDavidKlein CRUSHED it.

I am not sure whether that could be good or bad for Red State. Mind you the trickle and tease of the posters and images is getting me very interested in seeing the film.

  • http://diaryofamaverickledger.blogspot.com/ @maverick99sback

    I fear Kevin Smith has gone a bit head mental :-/

  • http://danie_gee.tumblr.com Danie

    I actually think the lack of press is helping the movie….. more people are helping to give publicity to the film by talking about the lack of it… plus he’s right many journalists don’t like to do thorough research on the films they cover, many just want a story to give their audience.

    • http://www.liveforfilms.com liveforfilms

      What I hear about the film is that Jay and Silent Bob go to Russia to score some drugs. Harrison Ford turns up as a Han Solo type who smuggles them over the border while President Miley Cyrus declares war on Scotland which sees Mel Gibson return as a modern day Braveheart. Meanwhile, Jared Leto plays a journalist who gets badly sunburnt while playing hacky sack with Hugh Jackman who does a spin on his Wolverine Character. They then have to get aloe vera cream from a local Quick Stop.

      It all ends up with Eliza Dushku in a Wonder Woman costume for no apparent reason but it is all very cool and Jason Lee returns as Brodie after having travelled the world like Kung Fu.
      :)

      If Kevin Smith should ever read this I am of course joking.

    • http://diaryofamaverickledger.blogspot.com/ @maverick99sback

      Yeah, I agree. And I love the trailer.

      But do you guys follow him on twitter?

      I think he’s having a mental breakdown. Some of his tweets are really uncomfortable.

      He should put Clerks II on.

      :-/

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