The outpourings of a brain trying to forget what day it is. Live For Films accepts no responsibility for the nonsense contained within…
Following on from last month’s ‘fun with food’ in the form of a Drive-inspired pumpkin, we went one further this month and recreated the 1987 classic that is Predator…with spring onion and chorizo victims!
A giant potato Arnold Schwarzenegger being hunted down by a nail-faced lime Predator within a lettuce jungle? Mmm…tasty! Wait for the spicy sauce blood!
"You're one... *ugly* motherfucker!"
Fuse and picturehook gun, wire dreads…mouth of nails!
"You saying that Blain and Hawkins were killed by a fucking lizard? That's a bullshit psyche job. There's two to three men out there at the most. Fucking lizard."
Listen, the Predator in the above image is in no way ‘blurred’. He’s just using ‘camouflage’.
"Get to da choppah!"
Atmospheric LED lighting…
"He couldn't see me?!"
The fear in that potato’s face! Good thing he’s covered in cigarette ash and black pepper…
"There's something out there waiting for us, and it ain't no man. We're all gonna die!"
At night, you can still hear them scream…
"It changes colours, like a chameleon, it uses the salad."
If you think this is perhaps taking ‘playing with your food’ a little too far, wait till you see what we did next…but that, my friends, is for another Monday. Until then, keep watching your plate…
