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Sofia Vergara has Machine Gun Breasts in new Machete Kills Poster

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We always knew that Machete Kills was not going to be a subtle film. This latest poster for Robert Rodriguez’s new film shows just what we can expect.

I suppose it is SFW as you do not actually see anything saucy.

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In Machete Kills, Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federale agent Machete, who is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.

The film stars Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Sofia Vergara, Amber Heard, Charlie Sheen, Lady Gaga, Antonio Banderas, Jessica Alba, Demián Bichir, Alexa Vega, Vanessa Hudgens, Cuba Gooding, Jr., William Sadler, Marko Zaror and Mel Gibson.

Thanks to Jace for sending it over.

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