Kevin Smith’s next film could feature a Giant Jesus


Kevin Smith is currently finishing off his new horror film, Tusk. That is the film about a man being turned into a walrus by a mad scientist….just let that sink in.

Smith seems to be on a horror roll that he began with the excellent Red State, as he recently spoke another horror film he would like to make…Helena Handbag.

The idea is to, once again, take an episode of SModcast and turn it into a movie. It’s worked out quite nicely with ‘TUSK’ (thanks largely to the cast, the crew and the good folks at Demarest and at a24, who’ll be releasing the flick this fall), so I wanna see if I can do it again.

Granted, this time the plot of the movie concerns mankind teaming up with Hell to save existence from extinction at the hands of a Rapturing giant Jesus – which means the budget has to be LOW, because NOBODY’S gonna wanna make that movie. At all. And I know this going in, so I won’t be heartbroken if it never goes beyond the script. But… if the script is funny enough? Who knows? That walrus movie seemed pretty daffy and far-fetched until we were standing on the ‘TUSK’ set bringing that shit to life four months and change after first making it up in episode 259 of SModcast.

Sounds crazy good, but Smith did go on to say it could end up being a musical.

I got about 20 pages in when I realized there was no way to write this inexpensively as a feature film. Everything was requiring too many effects that I could never achieve using in-camera tricks like forced perspective. It was starting to feel like a pricier project than I know I’d ever be able to find money to make. And then I remembered this is a SModcast Picture. What do we do on SModcast sometimes? We sing. We make up stupid songs. And my favorite piece of art ever produced by human hands is the glorious BOOK OF MORMON. So… I started reshaping the HELENA HANDBAG script as a piece of SMusical theater, with BOOK OF MORMON as my spirit animal. And holy shit… does THIS feel right!

Would you want to watch a Helena Handbag film?

Source: Kevin Smith via Dread Central