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A Review Of Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance – The One Where Even 3D And 12A Can’t Ruin It

A Review Of Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance – The One Where Even 3D And 12A Can’t Ruin It

Marks already reviewed it, HERE. And, if I’m honest, I’d be happy to not even throw my hat in. But Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance is bat shit crazy. It may even be the most ridiculous film of all time. And I loved it. Every single minute. It’s not flawless. Using my own flawless rating system, (out of 5), I’d give Ghost Rider a...

A Review Of This Means War – The One Where Bane Rises

A Review Of This Means War – The One Where Bane Rises

This film is going to get panned by a lot of people. Presumably people who aren’t sure what the film wants to be. Rom-Com. Shoot Em Up. Time waster? Me? I enjoyed it. Not in a True Lies sort of way. More of a Mr & Mrs Smith way. But you know what? Sometimes that’s enough. Lets be clear from the off, it’s a really poor action film. The...

Normal people… Drive

Normal people… Drive

I don’t know the make of the car. I don’t know where he’s going. But Dave Grohl Russ* is seen here driving. And, if it isn’t already, it needs to be come an internet phenomenon. Because we’ve all done it. All the cool kids, anyway. Tick of the clock. Watch around the steering wheel. Toothpick optional. Drive. * He can sing like...

A Review Of Woman In Black – The One Where Things Go Bump LOUDLY

A Review Of Woman In Black – The One Where Things Go Bump LOUDLY

I’ve never read the book. I’ve never read the play. I’ve never seen the previous adaptions for TV/Film, either. I think that’s important to clear up. What I would say, though, is now I want to be involved in all three. The Woman In Black is sensational. I loved it. Drenched in Gothic imagery – and more importantly, atmosphere...

A Review Of Phantom Menace 3D – The One Where 2.9D Is Enough

A Review Of Phantom Menace 3D – The One Where 2.9D Is Enough

Still the best poster of all time, isn’t it? During Half Time of Manchester United’s glorious comeback on Sunday, I got the Phantom Menace trailer. I’m a lucky boy with Sky 3D, so this was the trailer everyone had seen at the cinema, but, you know… in 3D. And I say that as a huge fan of 3D. The trailers doing the rounds in the cinema...

A Review Of Chronicle – The One Where The Last 15 Join The Dark Side

A Review Of Chronicle – The One Where The Last 15 Join The Dark Side

If you could fly, were invincible, and had super strength… Are you still with me? Good. So, if you had all of those powers, and needed, say, $700… what would you do? You at the back? Yes. That’s right. Fly to another Country/State/whatever, and rob a bank. You at the side? Yes. That’s right. You could sell endorsements. Maybe toy...

A Review Of The Grey – The One Where Neeson Lives Or Dies By A Trailer

A Review Of The Grey – The One Where Neeson Lives Or Dies By A Trailer

Anyone that leaves The Grey angry at not seeing Liam Neeson fist fight Wolves is a fucking idiot. I don’t care what the trailer suggests. I don’t care that you think you’re owed a fight scene. You missed the point. The trailer missed the point. Don’t stop – just go. Keep walking. Go and see Jack and Jill and disengage your...

Sherlock 2 Review: The One Where LFF Buys Guy a Richard Gere To Apologise

Sherlock 2 Review: The One Where LFF Buys Guy a Richard Gere To Apologise

What follows is a ramble, even by my standards. But, even more pertinently, it offers an apology. From me. From Phil. From the whole of LFF Towers. We dropped the ball, and as a result, the UK (and our Swedish/Dutch fans – Hi Rob), didn’t bother to see Sherlock 2 as a result. So… is the The End   ?   I’ve had one of those...

A Review Of War Horse – The One Where I Have To (Incredibly) Defend Spielberg

A Review Of War Horse – The One Where I Have To (Incredibly) Defend Spielberg

For possibly the first time, Mike and myself are at odds here at LFF Towers. To settle it once and for all, we are both going to review War Horse for LFF. Then, on the comments section, you can join me to bash his cold, cold heart. Here is my take, explaining why I think War Horse is the first 5* movie of 2012… For contexts sake, you should know I love...

A Review of Drive on Blu Ray – The One Where You’ll Buy It January 30th, Or Get A Fork In The Eye

A Review of Drive on Blu Ray – The One Where You’ll Buy It January 30th, Or Get A Fork In The Eye

Remember those awkward moments, (normally at Christmas), when you yell at your Parents: “But I wanted the WWF wrestling ring, you idiots. Not the WCW one. How could you get that wrong? Idiots. I’ve been nothing but loyal to you!” Then, it turns out the WCW ring is better. Or worse. They had got you both. I had one of those moments...

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