I presume Sir Ridley isn’t talking about 17 minutes worth of Kingdom Of Heaven HERE. He essentially says he only ruined one film but cutting it. In my head he savaged Kingdom by a good hour or two. The Directors Cut of that film is a totally different film. And I bloody love it. What is the best Directors Cut you’ve seen? And, if you could...

  Sweet Jesus. My credit card needs these as much as the three trips to Old Trafford in three weeks I just sorted. But look at them. Shiny. Hard. Small. Check them all out, HERE. I think Braveheart is my favourite. What say you? Are you a steel case fan? At £9.99 each, it’s hard not to be. Also, I LOVE Neeson, (and HATE him, too)… but Taken?...

I promise this won’t become my new thing, where I go on and on, and on about it… BUT! I’m trying to think of my favourite endings to films. Ever. Specifically the last fifteen minutes. And then, finally, the last shot. Fight Club, as the new world begins. The Thing, with Kurt lighting a smoke, while he waits. And now, Cabin In The Woods. What...

Ho-ly Sh-it. Things are a tad slow at LFF Towers at present. Work and crime fighting are getting in the way. The Chairman is poorly, and all I have time to do is fawn over Cabin In The Woods, and defend my shite review of Battleship. So, as a gift from the gods, (small “g”), we have this. Surely the greatest photo of all time....

Hands up who has a viewing window at their cinema, so you can look through and see the projector room, plus the cinema screen its screening onto? OK. Hands up who has VIP Boxes, with only 12 seats, protected by a sheet of glass, as you sit high, high up above the actual cinema below? In said screen, you have volume control (!), and a buzzer to order food and...

Urgh. What an abhorrent piece of shit. A total abortion of a movie. And that’s coming from someone who loves giant robots. And who thought the first trailer was brilliant – and totally not what I expected. So why the hate? Well, I’ll tell you. For a start, the opening of the movie has Kitsch (definite charisma, but this and JC may have killed...

Clash Of The Titans (2010) had a really poor 3D conversion, apparently. I don’t know, because upon hearing that, I saw it in 2D, instead. Just as you could’ve done. Because, for now at least, you have that choice. 2D, or 3D. Those that know me, know I’m a 3D apologist. I have 30 odd 3D Blu Rays. All of which look better at Home, than they...

For once… No words from me. Just a question. Best trailer ever? Then there is this UK trailer which is slightly different. In the distant future, two superpowers control Earth and fight each other for all the solar system’s natural resources. When one side dispatches a team to a distant planet to terraform it for human colonization, the team...

Oh dear Lord. Live For Films is nothing if not eclectic. But these? These should be hanging in the frickin’ Tate. (That’s a Museum, right?) Get your ass to Mars, and get ordering. Pure class. One day I might show you the Blue Valentine one he commissioned for me. But that’s some private shit.   Oh. And I know you’re sat there...

Read about my palava getting to see John Carter, HERE. That didn’t affect my judgement – but context is important. Always. You’ve read a lot about John Carter already, haven’t you? Right. I’ll try to take a different, typically sarcastic, look at it. First things first, the film is not a disaster. Far from it. I actually think...