By now, you’ll know Avengers is a classic. A stone cold masterpiece. There may be a few murmurs that the 3D is unnecessary. That the score is rousing, but not iconic. That Spiderman isn’t in it, as rumoured. But, in the grand scheme of things… none of that matters. I had a green man rage a year or so, ago. Norton dropped. Ditched. Walked....

I liked Lockout. Quite a bit, actually. The problem is, everyone has picked up on the same thing. It’s crying out to be a more violent film. There are hints here and there at what might have happened, but they always cut away. So much so, that someone got stabbed, and I didn’t realise. They didn’t even show the knife. I’m not...

Seems like Chris Hemsworth is everywhere at the moment, The Cabin in the Woods, The Avengers and of course Snow White and the Huntsman and just to prove a point here he is alongside Charlize Theron and Kristen Stewart in a rather tasty new poster, plus a clutch of photos for your viewing pleasure. Synopsis: In a kingdom ruled by tyranny, the vain and selfish...

Hands up who has a viewing window at their cinema, so you can look through and see the projector room, plus the cinema screen its screening onto? OK. Hands up who has VIP Boxes, with only 12 seats, protected by a sheet of glass, as you sit high, high up above the actual cinema below? In said screen, you have volume control (!), and a buzzer to order food and...

Urgh. What an abhorrent piece of shit. A total abortion of a movie. And that’s coming from someone who loves giant robots. And who thought the first trailer was brilliant – and totally not what I expected. So why the hate? Well, I’ll tell you. For a start, the opening of the movie has Kitsch (definite charisma, but this and JC may have killed...

Excellent and not entirely unexpected news. The second season is already doing so well in the ratings that a third Game of Thrones season has been given the go ahead. Nothing like more intrigue, sex, violence and Peter Dinkalage. Here is the press release. HBO RENEWS GAME OF THRONES FOR THIRD SEASON ——– First Episode Of The Second Season Has Already...

John Carter (of Mars) was a favourite film of mine this year so far. It was poorly marketed and Disney have said that it had made a loss of $200 Million for their second fiscal quarter. It cost $250 million to make and BoxOfficeMojo (via CBM) are reporting that it has now taken $254.7 million at the box office at the time of writing. That breaks down as over...

Joseph Kahn’s Detention is a crazy sounding film that no trailer can do justice. This is still a great trailer. It starts with the usual teen film set in school, goes into slasher territory and then goes sci-fi. Kind of a like a Breakfast Club, Scream, Back to the Future, The Fly, The Burning, Galaxy Quest type thing. It’s another year at...

We finally have a new trailer for the Total Recall remake. It’s a good trailer so maybe the film will be good. It introduces us to Colin Farrell’s Doug Quaid and his trip to Rekall. Then we have a bit of a fight scene followed by various bits of action – Jessica Biel and Kate Beckinsale have a fight, flying cars fall and memories are...

Clash Of The Titans (2010) had a really poor 3D conversion, apparently. I don’t know, because upon hearing that, I saw it in 2D, instead. Just as you could’ve done. Because, for now at least, you have that choice. 2D, or 3D. Those that know me, know I’m a 3D apologist. I have 30 odd 3D Blu Rays. All of which look better at Home, than they...