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Review: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)

Review: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)

It’s easy to be extremely sceptical of this Michael Bay-produced, Jonathan Liebesman-directed Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot, but as with anything I come across, I try to give it the benefit of the doubt beforehand. It didn’t help that initially the heroes in a half shell were set to be aliens from outer space, but I can report that —...

Review: Gone Girl – “Another morbid masterpiece”

Review: Gone Girl – “Another morbid masterpiece”

Director: David Fincher Writer: Gillian Flynn Starring: Ben Affleck, Rosamund Pike, Carrie Coon, Kim Dickens, Patrick Fugit, Tyler Perry, Neil Patrick Harris, Missi Pyle Synopsis: On the day of his fifth wedding anniversary, Nick Dunne (Affleck) discovers his wife, Amy (Pike) has disappeared. As days go by, the media and some of the investigative police begin...

Review: The Equalizer

Review: The Equalizer

Director: Antoine Fuqua Writer: Richard Wenk Starring: Denzel Washington, Chloe Grace Moretz, Marton Csokas, David Harbour, Johnny Skourtis, Melissa Leo, Bill Pullman Synopsis: Robert McCall (Washington) works by day as a home supply clerk, and by night he stays awake, reading and relaxing in a local diner. In the diner he befriends a young girl (Moretz) – a...

UK Cinema Releases – 11th July 2014

UK Cinema Releases – 11th July 2014

Here are the new UK cinema releases for this week. What will you be watching? Boyhood (15) Cast: Patricia Arquette, Ethan Hawke, Ellar Coltrane, Lorelei Linklater Filmed over 12 years with the same cast, Richard Linklater’s BOYHOOD is a groundbreaking story of growing up as seen through the eyes of a child named Mason (a breakthrough performance by Ellar...

UK Cinema Releases – 4th July 2014

UK Cinema Releases – 4th July 2014

Here are the new UK cinema releases for this week. What will you be watching? The 100-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out The Window And Disappeared (15) Cast: Robert Gustafsson, Iwar Wiklander, David Wiberg Based on the best-selling novel by Jonas Jonasson (5 million copies sold), the story follows explosives savant Allan Karlsson who, on his 100th birthday,...

EIFF Review: Cold in July

EIFF Review: Cold in July

Michael C. Hall stars in a throwback to 80s cinema inspired by the likes of  Walter Hill with his latest film, Cold in July – a thriller set in East Texas at the end of said decade. Jim Mickle (Stake Land; We Are What We Are) crafts a film that merges genres, as it goes through an evolutionary process of establishing drama and horror traits before...

UK Cinema Releases – 13th June 2014

UK Cinema Releases – 13th June 2014

Here are the new UK cinema releases for this week. What will you be watching? Oculus Two siblings haunted by a childhood tragedy learn that the source of their horror is a mysterious mirror with a dark history. Tim (Brenton Thwaites) and Kaylie (Karen Gillan) were merely teenagers when both of their parents were brutally butchered. Convicted of the...

UK Cinema Releases – 6th June 2014

UK Cinema Releases – 6th June 2014

Here are the new UK cinema releases for this week. What will you be watching? Cheap Thrills This film follows Craig, a struggling family man who loses his low-wage job and is threatened with eviction. In an effort to delay facing the music at home, he heads to a local bar and encounters an old friend. The two friends are roped into a round of drinks by a...

Review: The Young and Prodigious T.S. Spivet

Review: The Young and Prodigious T.S. Spivet

Synopsis: After designing the world’s first perpetual motion machine T.S. Spivet is selected for the prestigious Baird award. Unbeknownst to the selectee panel, however, their chosen prize-winner is only 12. Not wanting to bother his emotionally detached family but recognizing the significance of the award T.S. embarks on a lone trip across America to meet...

UK Cinema Releases – 23rd May 2014

UK Cinema Releases – 23rd May 2014

Here are the new UK cinema releases for this week. What will you be watching? X-Men: Days of Future Past The ultimate X-Men ensemble fights a war for the survival of the species across two time periods in X-Men: Days of Future Past. The characters from the original X-Men film trilogy join forces with their younger selves from X-Men: First Class in an epic...